I picked up this book the other day that consisted of all letters to famous companies, hotels, universities, etc. In these letters, Ted L. Nancy writes the most elaborate and creative tales ever, appealing to these companies (having an extra leg, wanting to bring his own mattress).
This was probably the funniest thing I've ever read. Some of it is just so oddball you can't help but laugh. I wish I could have read more out loud (that's when the book is at it's best), but I definitely would reccommend this to anyone and everyone. Especially Mr. Brower. I could see him and Mr. Nancy having tea together, laughing.
"...it will blink out of unison with yours. Your sign blinks, then ours. So...when your sign blinks then goes dark - my sign blinks. When mine is dark - your's blinks. It will be two different signs blinking one right after each other. (I may have music)."
"But, Sir, with all due respect, I cannot be compared to Rip Taylor. I am the 16th President of the United States...I am a log splittler, a not so easy accomplishment."
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